6.   Women are clever !!!

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I forgot to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

GILLY GILLY CHHOO ... and she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

GILLY GILLY CHHOO ... and she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

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5.   One hole behind !!!

A guy was playing golf one day, and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him, and went to her for advice: "Mam, can you please help me, I don't know which hole I'm on" She replied, "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." He thanked her and continued playing golf.

Later, he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again, kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to bother you again, but I'm lost again, can you please tell me which hole I'm on" She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13." Again he thanked her, and continued playing golf.

When he finished, he saw the same lady in the clubhouse. He went up to her, and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted.

As they were drinking and talking, he asked her what she did for a living. "I'm in sales" -replied the lady. The man said, "How funny ! Even I am in sales ! What do you sell ?" She said, it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold, she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised. She said, "I sell Sanitary Napkins".

He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically. She said, "But, you promised me you wouldn't laugh". He replied, "I'm sorry mam, but I couldn't control my laugh... I sell toilet papers... I'm still one hole behind you !"

4.   Golfer & Caddy

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, Sir, it's a sin on any day."

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

3.   Golf --- at any cost !!!

Four golfers met at a golf course and were discussing how they got their wives to let them play golf.

The first golfer said that he sent his wife a dozen red roses and fixed a gourmet dinner for two.

The second golfer related that he would do all of the vacuuming, dusting and laundry.

The third golfer said that he painted the kitchen so that his wife would let him play.

The fourth golfer said it was very simple. He set the alarm for 5:30 AM. He woke up, rolled over and asked his wife "Intercourse or Golf course?" and his wife replied "Don't forget your sweater".

2.   Small World ...

Two golfers were being held up as the twosome of women in front of them whiffed shots, hunted for lost balls and stood over putts for what seemed like hours.

"I'll ask if we can play through," Bill said as he strode toward the women. Twenty yards from the green, however, he turned on his heel and went back to where his companion was waiting.

"Can't do it," he explained, sheepishly. "One of them's my wife and the other's my mistress!"

"I'll ask," said Jim. He started off, only to turn and come back before reaching the green.

"What's wrong?" Bill asked.

"Small world, isn't it?"

1.   How Golf got its name ...

Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken !!!